I guess this week isn't going to start off as auspiciously as last week. Kinda makes me wonder what's in store for the LaFeuilles.
"...zzzz...warm...zzz...dry...zzz...comfy...zzz...safe from wolves....zzzz...."
All right, so you got a promotion, I guess I'll let Angelica keep you a little longer.
BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!!Keep it up you little ...brat, and you'll be gone as soon as you lift Show Biz.
You horrid little beast! You have got to be the worst dog ever! Why in the world does Angelica love you?
Honestly, if you had to put with this dog wouldn't you get it to the top of it's career as quickly as possible too?Day 16 - Tuesday (Winter)
"Heh heh heh, I will piddle in this exact spot no matter what you do Mouse-Clicker!" 
The guests have already left and Angelica is at work, think you can keep your piddles in your bladder or outside till she comes home?
"Hah hah hah! I've achieved my goal of the foulest stench ever, suffer Mouse-Clicker!" 
I both love and hate Tuesdays. There's just so much pressure.
At least Angelica and Skylar got more of a wedding party than most apocalyptic spouses. They performed their marriage ceremony in the comfort of their home surrounded by good friends, and for once the pain-in-the-backside mutt was nowhere to be seen. Which means she's probably causing trouble off screen, but at least she didn't ruin the wedding.
"Oh man, what was I thinking agreeing to marry into an apocalypse?" 
grrr... Sheba..... I'm gonna kill you, I swear!
Luckily for all involved, Skylar rather tends to fit the dumb blond stereo type despite being a Knowledge sim. He doesn't even connect the puddle on the floor with that rat-like thing Angelica calls a dog.
"It was you wasn't it Blue? You piddled on the floor! Fess up before I knock your lights out!"See? Not the sharpest tool in the shed, even if he is a hottie.
Day 17 - Wednesday (Winter)
You know, it's very unKnowledge sim like of you to want to be a Hall of Famer Skylar. Boy do you ever remind me of Glen, except Glen was already TOC. Yup, love that chess table, Skylar trapped her there around 1am and they've stayed there all night.
"Hey Plumbbob-Type-Lady? How come I don't get to sleep with my wife?" 
"Hah, stupid human-male, I'm big dog in this house, how dare you think you were fit to take my place in her bed!"
"Gah! Wednesday morning, the day when every single toilet needs to be unclogged and all the sinks need to be cleaned."Don't forget, you'll also need to make Glen's bed because he's a slob, clean up Sheba's constant piddles, complain that she stinks and fill wolf holes as well.
"Sheba, I really don't have time to play, I have to go to work and you're blocking the stairs.""This human-male really is stupid, doesn't he realise that's the whole point?"
"Must force myself to piddle, must annoy Mouse-Clicker." 
"Dude, you just gotta help me man. The Plumbbob-Type-Lady says that she'll sick Maxi on me if I don't get rid of all this contraband. I've never met her but I heard she's scary about sticking to the regs dude, she's like totally The Man, like you know?"Oddly, except for Blue, none of the simselves ever walk by or phone or anything. Blue is the only one that Angelica is friends with, so I can't actually sic Maxi on him, but he doesn't know that!
That's right people, just ignore the levitating car, nothing to see here.
"See? I told you she was a good dog!"Yeah sure, how many times did she do it in the house first?
"Dude! Totally not cool Dude! Get the camera outta here!"It's your own fault, if you skilled faster you'd be much closer to restoring working showers.
Day 18 - Thursday (Winter)
"Skylar honey, you're a mess. How is anyone supposed to believe you're a doctor when you look like this?" I'm beginning to think that hair cut actually suits her personality, not a single loose strand in sight.
Oops!
"Man I need a drink after that fiasco!"Err, that's not the rum Angelica...
"Are you still trying to earn that ONE cleaning point?"*nag*
Yee haw! Looks like one of those trips to the car worked. Hope you're ready for this Angelica.
Oh geez, like the stench wasn't bad enough already.Day 19 - Friday (Winter)
Now listen here you mongrol. You've reached TOC and unlocked Pet ShowBiz, which means I don't need you anymore. Smarten up or you're outta here on Tuesday if not sooner. I may be willing to keep you if any of the readers actually like you, but as far as I'm concerned you're a weasel! (heh heh, couldn't help myself, I've been reading Blue's Bearly Alive Apocalypse)
Still working on that cleaning point Skylar?"Dude, like, cleaning is hard, you know?"
Darn It! It took you three days to earn that point and I missed the money shot! Sorry buddy."It's all good dude, can I work on something fun now, like body?"
How 'bout logic? By the way shouldn't I be Dudette?
"Nah Dude, that would be sexist."
Nice timing on the promotion darling. Now you can keep your job. Not sure why I want to, probably won't have you keep it, but at least now I have a few days to decide.
This is the only item Skylar brought with him that the family kept. Nobody uses it, but at least it keeps Sheba entertained.Day 20 - Saturday (Winter)
Finally a Kitty! Kobe's also one of the few cats that I haven't adopted before. Kobe has the exact same personality as Sheba, so hopefully they'll get along. For those of you who've forgotten, or don't want to go back and check, that means that she's a genius, hyper, independent and agressive. There may be a few dog vs. cat fights in the house.
"I'm buff! Can I sleep in the big bed now?"No, you've still only got 5 body points.
Sorry for the poor shot here folks, I forgot to line it up before taking the photo, but as you can see, Kobe is now in the Service track. I'm basically just letting them get whatever job is offered that day.
I do love toilet trained cats. The lack of a litter box doesn't bother them and even when we're allowed to buy one it's one less thing to clutter up an already crowded house. Okay, so the house isn't that crowded yet, but it will be.
Skylar, I know you're on a get fit kick here, but don't you think you're over doing it? I mean look at your wrists, they look like the end of sausages. Don't you think you should be concentrating on building up skills so you can top Medical?Day 21 - Sunday (Winter)
I seriously wish it was this easy....
Welcome Belladonna LaFeuille. So far, I'm thinking she looks just like Mommy.
Ah, Sklyar? Your daughter was just born, don't you want to meet her?"When I'm finished this game."
Well, at least now I know why that game was so important.
"Cat's rule & Dogs drool!"
So now that you've studied parenting are you actually going to take care of your daughter?"Sure thing! As soon as I go pay off the mob."
I've lost track, how much do they say you owe them this week?
"$450"
Oh, well that's pennies to you guys. After all, you're all employed and you have nothing to spend your money on anyway.
"Still, it's the principal of the thing."
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